I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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