I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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