Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
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