Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
This baby is an asshole
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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