I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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