the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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