Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
This is my gift to your gina
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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