Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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