He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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