He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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