Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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