Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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