I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
It's shark week go big or go home
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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