More tranny stories later!
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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