it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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