Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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