Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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