I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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