Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Yo dont text me then not text me
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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