So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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