I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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