just survived the first fart of the relationship.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
And then he peed in my hair
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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