i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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