That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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