So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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