What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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