you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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