Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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