an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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