ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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