So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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