He is such a slut. More and more my type.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
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