I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
