So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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