If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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