talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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