While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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