You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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