I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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