We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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