The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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