Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
It's shark week go big or go home
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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