Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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