Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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