If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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