I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
