dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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