she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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