the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
NoShamevember. You game?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
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