Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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