id be glad to
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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