everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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