he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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