i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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