I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
