I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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