Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I would fuck him just for his dog
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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